Male or female. Activist protesting the fashion-obsessed decadence of city life by wearing backpacking gear.
Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,
walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,
Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,
walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,
Asphalt Rangers prefer athletic bras to victoria's secret and hiking boots to sneakers, denim to silk, quality and durability are always mode important than being fashionable.
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i was hooking up with this dime last night but she wouldn't put out so i had to call my pinch runner.
my lead off batter (main slampiece) fell though tonight so i called in the pinch runner for the late night booty call.
my lead off batter (main slampiece) fell though tonight so i called in the pinch runner for the late night booty call.
by jakethsnk September 13, 2011
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They are blamed for everything that gose wrong with the serves, in the kitchen and in life. A food runner just has to keep running food and apologize for something they did not do in order to keep the flow going.
Basically: Run, run, run!!! Screaming, yelling, insulting & no one thanks you for your hard work.
They are blamed for everything that gose wrong with the serves, in the kitchen and in life. A food runner just has to keep running food and apologize for something they did not do in order to keep the flow going.
Basically: Run, run, run!!! Screaming, yelling, insulting & no one thanks you for your hard work.
Hey! food runner where's the food for table 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ....21??? They have been waiting a long time!!!
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Keri texting Charlie: 'Oh shit, I forgot to bring my towel into the bathroom'
Charlie: 'Do a Naked Runner'
Charlie: 'Do a Naked Runner'
by Kezg August 28, 2017
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“Bro wtf-“
“Uhhhh dude.....ummm”
“Haha it’s fine man you kinda cute-“
*Discord left chat noise*
“I-“
“Ha- seems we had a Simp runner amongst us-“
“Don’t worry man I would’ve left too”
*The sound of everyone in the voice chat laughing at his pitiful attempt as flirting with a girl he will probably never meet in his life echo and infiltrate this poor mans heart as he searches far and wide for the perfect waifu*
“Bro wtf-“
“Uhhhh dude.....ummm”
“Haha it’s fine man you kinda cute-“
*Discord left chat noise*
“I-“
“Ha- seems we had a Simp runner amongst us-“
“Don’t worry man I would’ve left too”
*The sound of everyone in the voice chat laughing at his pitiful attempt as flirting with a girl he will probably never meet in his life echo and infiltrate this poor mans heart as he searches far and wide for the perfect waifu*
by That one dumb guitar bitch August 19, 2020
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