Ranch Hand

When you use ranch salad dressing or ranch seasoning mixed with lotion as lube for a hand job for a zesty feel

Jenny: Why does your dick smell like ranch salad dressing?
Mike: I got a ranch hand earlier.

by AyCowboy June 8, 2014

Ranch

Goes with everything!

Chase looked at James and said bro that jacket is “ranch”
Blake looked at Blaine as he licked his lips he said “ brooo that’s bitch is “ranch” she’s go good on anything!

by TurboTurtle December 17, 2018

Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley

Another word for creampie. Heard it from Very Bad Jojokes on Youtube.

She got Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley.
Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley is what she got.

by 4ftPVCPipe January 26, 2019

Ranch

ranch means any ranch, literally any ranch (ranch means word, in this context. But you can use it any way you want.

For example~

Have you seen ranch?
WHAT THE RANCH??!
ARE YOU RANCHING ME??
ranch.

by ranch michele ranch ;) March 4, 2019

Ranchid

An awful/ disgusting idea, phrase or place someone may use when in a bad situation

When I broke my butt it was absolutely ranchid

by Nontucker101 September 8, 2019

Ranch

The very existence of ranch is the most wonderful thing in the world and everybody should like it

Ranch tastes better than you.

by oofskadoof May 5, 2020

Raicha

Raicha is a funny cool sweet girl, her friends claim she’s a rat but they’re just jealous she’s the queen rat she’s kinda sensitive but is still strongish she loves to hang out with her friends

She’s so funny
Yeah she’s such a Raicha!!

by Nickisunbornbaby August 16, 2020