man queef

the air expelled from a mans anus after anal intercourse.

It was sick. After I had sex with him, he man queefed.

by antjcar86 September 13, 2006

Boner Queef

When you jack off so much that you cant jizz anymore. Insted a fart that sounds like a queef comes out.

Hutras on a lonely night. He jacks off to glee so much he boner queefs.

by SilenceIKeelYou March 29, 2011

Optimus Queef

The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.

Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN

by remt July 4, 2007

Banana Queef

The slight gust of air that escapes from a banana while peeling it.

Jack: Did you just fart?

Jill: Not at all, it was a Banana Queef.

by Matthew A Connor February 25, 2013

roast queef

A roasted vaginal fart, obviously.

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch served roast queef for dinner.

by Jordandijinz0rz March 22, 2005

Queef Gargle

1. What occurs when a girl has a queef immediately following intercourse, when semen is still inside her vagina.

Girl: Put it in me.
Man: Why certainly, milady.

Man puts it in her.

Man thrusts.

Girl: Yippy!
Man: Well this is dandy!

Man finishes.

Man takes it out.

Girl releases massive queef gargle.

Man (pleasantly surprised): Oh Nancy, what WON’T you do?

by youreceivethehole7 September 1, 2009

lubricated queef

The insertion of vaginal products causing not only the product to be injected, but also a gust of wind following therefore creating a lubricated queef sound.

As I was inserting my "Refresh" product into my vagina, I suddenly realized that I brought about a lubricated queef.

As I coughed, I also realized I used that product.

by Neptune666 April 17, 2011