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Pseudo-intellectual

A) synonym for Hipster

B) one who makes proclamations that to the lay-person may sound edgy, controversial, new, deep or thought-out, but to anyone with more detailed knowledge, will be instantly dismissed as a load of posturing bullshit.
One of their favoured fallacies when challenged on an absurdity is the courtier's reply - 'you just don't understand/aren't clever enough/aren't in the know'.

They lack social graces and wisdom, and are quick to jump on factual errors to make themselves feel better, as they pride intellectual prowess over good manners, kindness and humour which makes them tiresome company.
They do not believe in intellectual democracy for the betterment of others, but aristocracy to belittle others.

They will insist you read books, watch films and listen to music they've heard of but may not have read, seen or heard themselves, and enjoy dropping names of authors, directors, musicians and other artists that are avante-garde, cult or classical, even if they have no real exposure to their work, most likely having read about them in a paper, magazine or website aimed at the pretentious and po-faced. They are also vulnerable to being 'Sokal'd' in their desperation to look learned and superior.

Most tellingly, the pseudo-intellectual is prickly and insecure around those they might learn from, while a well-adjusted, moderately intelligent person is always keen to learn from those with greater insight and reading.
Pseud'; 'but of course, Ingmar Bergman's films are so camp'.
Sycophants; hahahaha!
Somebody who has seen a Bergman film; 'Utter shite! Name me one and describe how it is 'camp', or consider yourself a pseudo-intellectual'.
Pseud'; i don't have to explain my reasoning to you'.
by Klaatu's Nikto November 29, 2017
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pseudo neep

Holy shit, you haven't heard of PSEUDO NEEP?! It's awful cartoon on youtube. I just love to laugh at it, purely for the lack of quality.

It hardly gets new epsiodes, the creator is such a slacker
Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Pseudo Neep?
Guy 2: yeah, it fuckin sucks doesn't it
Guy 1: I know right
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pseudo-bohemian shanner

pseudo-bohemian or someone who tries to be hippy but they're not.

shanner.. or another words: A COMPLETE BITCH !
1. i hate pseudo-bohemian shanner's.

2. everyone hates pseudo-bohemian shanner's.
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pseudo-chop

An arm/hand movement similar to a judo-chop, without causing any bodily injury or harm.
We snuck up behind our friends and before they knew it, we were able to deftly pseudo-chop their arms off.
by supsupbro March 1, 2009
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pseudo gay

although the word "pseudo" before any other words means "self proclaimed", a pseudo gay is more something like a straight guy acting in a way that reminds homosexual attitudes, always bitching around about the fact that he is not gay.
he hangs out at gay nights but only if there are chicks whom he can show his pseudo gay attitude to.
a pseudo gay is usually a poser.
sometimes a pseudo gay can be a rah or a rah wannabe. (pseudo rah)
dude, stop acting like such a pseudo gay or you'll end up getting hammered by one of these machos.
by hyden alabaster April 6, 2009
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PseudoCybernation

The act of justifying one's electronic unavailability, in the event of not wanting to be contacted (or simply scheming to not answer phone calls, text messaging SMS, email, Facebook Wall posts, or IM's from friends, family, coworkers, the usual stalker, etc), with semi-credible platitudes.

This can be successfully achieved by placing the blame of such non-responsiveness on a shortfall in cell phone signal, end-of-life of current battery charge, accidental switching into vibrate/silent mode, and plethora of difficulties related to WiFi.

All aforementioned alibis have a nice ring-of-truth, and there is no way your mom, your annoying 16-year old sister, your friend Steve/Heather (who only calls to ask for a ride or to borrow cash or score some of your weed), or that creepy dude from last Thursday's party whom you FB-friended when you were too drunk, can prove otherwise.
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Mom: Mijo, I kept calling last night. I made hígado encebollado, nopales con verdolagas and lentejas, just like we do every Tuesday.

You: Darn, mom, I can't believe I missed that awesome banquet. You know, it must've been when I placed the phone on vibrate earlier to go on PseudoCybernation from Steve. Sorry I couldn't get your call.

(Bonus!)
Mom: I tried to leave you a voice message, but your mailbox is full.

You: Yea, I know. Thing is, I'm waiting for Verizon to do away with their stupid limit of 25 voicemails, so I'm protesting by keeping my inbox full.

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Your friend Steve: Hey bro, I txtd you last night man! These two honeys wanted to get down, but they live all the way down in San Ysidro. I was thinking maybe you could be designated driver since you're doing that Lent thing. Wha happen yo?

You: Aww, man! Really?? I was out all day doing errands with my lil sis for her Science Fair project, but I didn't have my car charger with me, so my Droid died ‘cause I was using it to GPS navigate around North Park, and the Google Maps App literally sucked the life out of the poor battery. I couldn't recharge until I got back from dropping her off at my parents'.

(Bonus!)
Your friend Steve: But dude, you're usually in and out of there like good weather in Indiana!

You: Yea man, but my mom begged me to try her Tuesday Special...

Your friend Steve: Oh snap! Is she still cooking that nasty liver with all that crazy green stuff?

You: ugh... don't remind me...
by icaito March 14, 2010
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pseudo-communist

1. a person who likes things just because its Russian and follows this system of thought
Ussr = communist Ussr = Russia therefor Russia = communist.
2. a person on the right who likes Putin and thinks he is communist therefor they are communist.
"that Russia supporter is a pseudo-communist"
by 2️⃣👭1️⃣🍵 March 27, 2022
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