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propertical

(adjective) relating to the property or properties of something
"what is the propertical difference between spandex and polyester?"
by flatulencenuggets July 28, 2022
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property manager

The minion to a landlord. Usually an antagonistic go-between placed between the landlord and the people who actually live on site. There are more and more property managers now than there used to now that housing is being gobbled up by private equity (see Blackrock), and that means the absentee landlords are spread pretty thin, so they need to hire a small army of property managers to surveil and dictate the goings-on in each of their rental properties.
"This property manager sucks, she won't return our calls except to yell at us about having guests over."
by Pyro's R Us August 23, 2022
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Property

YES! Property, bitch! Possessive pronoun. MY wife! Mine. If she’s MY wife. She is not anyone else’s wife. She’s mine. Property of me.
Hym “Yes the use of possessive pronoun means she’s mine. You said “I don’t think MY wife is MY property” but the use of possessive pronoun would suggest otherwise. ‘BuT hYm! My WiFe CoUlD sAy ThE sAmE tHiNg AbOuT mE!’ Yeah, no shit, idiot. I guess you’re mutual property. I thought of this response immediately and was going to just leave you to your own devices until I heard a comment that sounds like it pertains to me. ‘Oh, WoW! wHy DiDn’T i ThInK oF tHaT!?’ Because if you have a 145 IQ mine is still 40 points higher than yours and my thoughts are better than everyone’s. Which is why people from all swaths of life use mine and make billions of dollars amongst themselves instead of their own. I am a genius.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
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property tax control

It means that when a government body allows a new business to move into an area ,they will often not require the company to pay property taxes for a period of time, often for many years. It's a huge benefit to the government and the business because property tax control limits taxes for some businesses.
by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022
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propergator

A genuine and socially-diligent large reptile who actively promotes da virtues and usefulness of his species.
Perhaps a select few people might indeed be brave (or foolish!) enough to actually stand still and listen to what a propergator has to say, but as for me, I still view all of those huge toothy beasts as dangerous and unpredictable --- if one of them approached me, I'd waste no time in making myself scarce: "See ya later, alligator --- after a while, crocodile!"
by QuacksO September 30, 2022
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Proper clencher

When something is so scary that you clench your arsehole. Or when you take a scary fall while climbing
by Mccupoftea February 4, 2023
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popers

a drug that makes your butthole larger and makes you poop easier
by pasulj February 13, 2023
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