mad professor

A scientist who invents crazy things that get beyond his scope of control and cause significant damage; a mad scientist.

The young mad professorKenny's invention,capital letter H,destroyed Kenny's home by crashing through the wall,thus leaving an H-shaped hole. Kenny knew he would have to deal with and live with the hole in his wall for a long time, due to the unhealthy economy and Obamacare.

by JMC70 May 18, 2017

YouTube Professional

This refers to a person, typically a middle school or high school kid, who is so completely jaded from watching the most extreme sports stunts and best tricks of pro riders - on YouTube all the time ( e.g. bmx, skateboarding, scooters that he walks around in his daily life thinking everybody who can’t do all those tricks suck. The “YouTube Pro” is often at the skatepark mocking people about how bad they are, saying things like: “He can’t even do a back flip” .....when the sad truth is- the YouTube Pro can’t do ANY tricks at all, and rarely does he even try to. He has just become delusional of his own reality and thinks he is on a higher pro level now because of all those videos he has watched.

Jerry is at the skatepark and sees somebody trying to learn 360’s . Jerry starts talking about how doing quad backflip 360s is the new normal and proceeds to laughs at that person “just trying 3s” .... Jerry sure has become a YouTube Professional now

by SirWonky May 1, 2018

Ama-professional

Its meaning comes from the combination of two words, amateur and professional. Other way of saying ‘Beginner’s luck’.

-‘I got two strikes and this is my first time bowling!’
-‘Wow, you must be an Ama-professional!’

by yoshi_drinks_tea June 13, 2020

omniscience professor

A professor who knows every kind of science, including alternative sciences.

At the University of Delhi, omniscience professor Pallavi Koul is a national leader in Homeopathy.

by Bad C dev February 21, 2022

upward social and professional trajectory

a toolish explanation for one's transition out of utter social anonymity and unemployment.

i went to my first party and i got an internship! i am on an upward social and professional trajectory!

by qwerty298 July 14, 2011

The Lazy Professor

The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.

"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"

"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."

by Dumple Foreskins December 15, 2014

Mind yo profanity

A mind yo profanity is good for people who don't mind their profanity but minds it at the same time.

Sam! Mind yo profanity! You are such a shithead
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by The boy that is a boy March 9, 2018