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pressed

when a female looks like they were squished in a hydraulic press. Usually a short female whose body proportions make them look like a lego.
damn dude, you see that girl she’s so pressed
by Mart2 August 1, 2021
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Quarter press

While experiencing a quarter chub, a man will finagle his penis into a woman’s vagina via thumb and forefinger.
I couldn’t my cock rock hard, so I gave ‘er the ol’ quarter press.
by Flaccidpatchkids November 17, 2021
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press go solution

all due diligence is done on the deal so it's a "solution" and not an "idea".
Employee: Hey office manager man - I'd like to buy a new fridge for the office.. Can I get one?

Office Manager: Give me a "press go solution".

Employee: Hey office manager man, I found a great fridge on craigslist it will fulfill all our office fridge requirements, it is this size, will fit right here, costs $200, plenty of room for the office pot luck parties and it will be less than $20 utility cost a month.

Office Manager: Ok lets do it. Or - Nah too much money! I have a decision to make since its a "press go" solution!
by press go fanatic February 19, 2013
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Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle
Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!
by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011
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The meat press

when a male reveals his genetalia and presses his cock and balls into a glass window which people are eating dinner on. the other side.
Wilma: oh check out that Meat Press while im trying to eat.

Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS
by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024
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Sank pressing

A Human male presses his dick up against glass.
by Dishongn December 2, 2016
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Hydraulic Pressing

The process a gay man, who’s penis is skinnier than his partner, pushing his penis into his partners foreskin and fitting inside it.
You should’ve seen it, I stuck my penis into Jerry’s foreskin and it looked like a hydraulic pressing!”
by Nig Bigger January 26, 2025
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