poonsai

The art of shaving and shaping the female pubic hair around the poon.

Roger, after a particulary frustrating evening with a lady with an unkempt bush, proclaimed, "Damn! Ain't you never heard of the art of poonsai?"

by da b April 9, 2005

anti-poon

a person who ruines any chance of scoring with the oposite sex.

wow, i was about to get laid last night and then big jon showed up and was being a total anti-poon

by shady-mac January 11, 2008

poins

Someone who is a lazy prick.

Hey, that guy Mike is poins.

by Everdude August 16, 2004

semi-poon

Semi-poon is used to describe what a retarded teenager would refer to as having a girl let him eat her out. It is synonymous with cunnilingus, and when referred to as "semi-poon", sounds much more intriguing than it actually is meant to sound.

JC: Guys, you won't believe this. Last night, I got semi-poon.

Guys: ...what the fuck is semi-poon?

JC: Well, you know...my girlfriend let me eat her out.

Guys: Oh. Um.....cool, I guess.

by 2muchdutch August 11, 2010

House of Poon

1. House full of females; women, hot pussy, etc.

Walked into the House of Poon; found nothing but pussy everywhere.

by jackyamada September 19, 2009

poonsauce

Adjective

Describes something that is completely friggin sweet.
Equal to slick, sweet, tight, etc.

Puts the item being described on par with the mighty vageen.

Hey Apu, this new beef-jerky is the poonsauce.
-or-
I can't wait to get to the beach, its going to be the poonsauce.

by Old Mose Kick-a-Rock May 29, 2008

poon raking

A term guys use when going to the bars to (hopefully) pick up girls. Essentially, it means you
-will be getting enormous amounts of women to flock to you
and due to your "skills", you will be raking in some poon. A rake is not necessary, but may be advantageous, if the woman does not landscape herself.

"I went to the bar last night and wore my new poon raking shirt"

by Straci September 16, 2007