The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.
I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).
by ZHoff May 25, 2012
Get the Pinch and Squint mug.Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein
by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023
Get the 2 inch pinch mug.Holy Crap! Did you see TheRobbieHarvey’s username was taken? They’re really pinching the floret on that one.
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Get the Pinching your tamale mug.To pinch ones flow, as in a bad situation occuring, or someone causing a bad situation. A real flow pinch would be when some guy is going to the bathroom and another person grabs his dick and "pinches his flow. This phrase can be used in almost any bad situation
One guy is with a girl and is about to have sex with her, and his bro walks in and turns on the TV and starts to watch. The guy who is about to get some shouts back "Dude what a flow pinch"
by Flow Pincher January 28, 2009
Get the Flow Pinch mug.Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals
by The True English April 11, 2024
Get the The Val Pinch mug.When a male with a foreskin proceeds to punch off his foreskin right before he ejaculates, holding it all in, making a mess free easy clean up
He ran out of toilet paper in the trailer last night, and ended up having to perform his signature move, the Portuguese pinch
by Riley W. September 13, 2025
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