hit the wood pile

The act of a person who has just suffered a bitter loss in a game of pool hurriedly returning their pool cue stick to the storage rack.

I told you you couldn't beat me in pool...now time to hit the wood pile.

by drime ramsey July 13, 2025

Pile-Driver Dildo

A 'Pile-Driver Dildo' is an act in which a man purposely gets a hemorrhoid or 'piles' and begins to fuck a girl in the pussy with the piece of the small intestine which is hanging out of his asshole.

Aron: How did you enjoy my party, last night bro?
Luca: Eh, It was pretty good until I accidentally walked in on Requise giving Mitchell the old Pile-Driver Dildo in the fuck room
Aron: My parents have a fuck room?

by oneinchpunisher December 28, 2019

Piled River

When a girl or your homies eat your ass and then spit on your gooch without swallowing in between.

Did you hear Hailey gave Jon a piled river?

by Hairy dick Humphrey July 20, 2018

WOULD PILES

A person who let"s you EAT ASS they say but when you ask them to push the sphincter something else happens.

ASS IN THE AIR.

Most just don't have BOWEL COMTROL.

I will meet you in NUMBER TWO BUTT I have to get my stuff first and they don't show up as someone else is licking their WOULD PILES as they are very TURDIOUS to them and not you.

ASS IN THE AIR FIRE the WOULD PILES are coming to a THEATHER near you as don't miss thIs engagement.

Cannot push that SPHINCTER OUT without generating WOULD PILES OF SHIT.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT June 22, 2021

pile blower

One who experiences blowing many cocks on a daily basis

Your a big pile blower!

by ginger34 November 25, 2013

Croatian Mud Pile

A pile of excrement from a Croatian women meant to be eaten. A delicate piece of culture and culinary arts through Croatia

One Croatian mud pile please

by Jack-o’-lantern June 1, 2025

Chucking Pile

The Act of searching through one’s own belongings in a frantic haphazard way, often times in a loud and annoying display that doesn’t produce the sought after item but instead creates an even larger more disorganized mound of crap that’s been festering on your apartment floor.

This can also occur in the car or van that said person resides.

Candice broke her face in her toiletries bag when she passed out, bent over at the waist, chucking pile in my living room.

by Sal Moanella May 4, 2021