When needing the toilet for an extended period of time and finally making it to the bathroom, you complete your business only to find that nothing actually came out even though it felt like you pushed something out.
Mark - "Hey John, just went to the toilet and I thought I did a massive Shit, I turned around and looked in the bowl and there was nothig there!"
John - "My friend you just did a phantom poo"
John - "My friend you just did a phantom poo"
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I juiced all day and busta fatass nut, The bitch had a fish eye, pearl necklass, a Verizon and an angry conductor...it was a total Phantom of the Opera!
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writers of the theme song to the OC, California among other great songs
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by one ray of sunlight February 9, 2004
Get the phantom planet mug.An craptacular "mmo" game. At first glance, its the usual mmo. You fight monsters, level up, etc. But then after a month or two, you'll join the ranks of the PSU regulars. Basically, all they do is sit around on the 4th Floor (name of the game's main lobby), and while sitting there they spam, harass people, scam each other for their items, ocassionally hack each other, and last but not least, engage in online relationships. Oh yes, thats right. Female gamers beware. Every little kid who plays PSU will want to go out with you. Hell, some of the grown men who play it will want to go out with you, regardless of your own age.
Basically, its the shit hold of gaming.
Basically, its the shit hold of gaming.
Gamer 1: Hey dude, wanna play some Phantasy Star Universe later tonight? Me and my girlfriend are gonna go to some White Beast S2 runs.
Gamer 2: Hell fucking no. Dude, I play WoW, and even I can talk shit about you for playing PSU. Go find a REAL mmo to play. Shit, Runescape is better than that shit you play. Seriously man, what the fuck?
Gamer 1: You're just jealous because you got scammed on your first day, and all those guys were teabagging you on the 4th Floor.
Gamer 2: Fuck you. At least I'm not married to someone over the internet.
Gamer 2: Hell fucking no. Dude, I play WoW, and even I can talk shit about you for playing PSU. Go find a REAL mmo to play. Shit, Runescape is better than that shit you play. Seriously man, what the fuck?
Gamer 1: You're just jealous because you got scammed on your first day, and all those guys were teabagging you on the 4th Floor.
Gamer 2: Fuck you. At least I'm not married to someone over the internet.
by Omega Hunter 24 April 7, 2009
Get the Phantasy Star Universe mug.after taking a shit you look down at the toilet bowl to notice there is nothing there. Often leading to confusion as to whether or not you actually dumped.
This confusion is furthered when you do a phantom ghosty
This confusion is furthered when you do a phantom ghosty
Gary: You look confused, Paul.
Paul: Yea.. I think I did a phantom, and when I wiped it was a ghosty!
Paul: Yea.. I think I did a phantom, and when I wiped it was a ghosty!
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