Phone-alingus

The act of ultra-oral stimulation during phone sex. When one person becomes so excited by the drrty words being told, they proceed to lick the receiver enthusiastically, while the other person moans realistically and (optional!) holds the phone to different areas of the body.

"Jennie sounded so hott over the phone, I couldn't help myself. I admit it, I gave her phone-alingus. My mom uses that phone..."

by GreenEggsNGraham November 12, 2008

Phone Jack

When another person steals your phone whilst you are writing a text message or to update your facebook status. They then finish your sentence, using sexual or derogatory comments.

Text message to friend "Yeah im gonna call dad in 30 mins 'to see if he wants to suck my cock' " - Phone jacked.

Facebook Status "Andrew Loves Penis" - Phone jacked

by jc4ss September 22, 2009

phone sex

a form of having sex during lokcdown with your other half because coronavirus is preventing you from seeing them. It mainly consists of a face to face chat with them but can be on speaker only. Both people talk seductively and attempt to turn on the other person whilst also masturbating with them simultaneously.

downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy

mate: "yo what you did with your gyal last night?"

me: "I couldn't see her so i had phone sex with her."
all the lads: "MY G!!!"

by iswallowedadictionarythesauras June 16, 2020

Phone sex

In рhоnе ѕеx, hеr imаginаtiоn iѕ frее tо mаkе thе ѕсеnе аѕ ѕеxу аѕ роѕѕiblе. Evеrуthing iѕ реrfесt in рhоnе ѕеx, bесаuѕе it iѕ аll imаginаtiоn. And thuѕ, рhоnе sex iѕ a vеrу роwеrful tооl. Phоnе ѕеx givеѕ уоu a liсеnѕе tо tаlk dirtу tо уоur wоmаn. Bеѕt оf аll, it givеѕ уоu a liсеnѕе tо mаkе rеаl thingѕ that уоu аnd hеr hаvе nоt yet dоnе. Get really good aat it by calling a pro at 1 800 LiveGirls. Then you'll have some real Phone Sex game.

Yo baby gimme some phone sex Please

by Hottiebettie November 04, 2015

phone horny

when one is excessively in the mood for phone sex

I was talking to Adriana the other day and all she could talk about was how phone horny she was.

by Cassie... February 15, 2011

Phone Box

1.see Public Toilet.
2.a box containing a Phone that can be used in exchange for currency

Bloke 1: 'I need a piss'
Bloke 2: 'Go f'one in t'phone box'

by andrew ssssss December 01, 2005

Sail Phone

Sail phone is how a nigger says cell phone. Its how you say cell phone with extra style and "flava."

Shaneequa talks and laughs ridiculously loud and obnoxious while on her sail phone.

Hey girl, I just gots me dis new sail phone.

by emanlaerruoyesutnod February 10, 2014