Philip

A mysterious and lonely man that constantly looks at porn whenever he is alone. Incredibly greasy skin with a big nose.

"Philip is creepy"

by MysteriousManThe March 21, 2018

Philip Hamilton

He is the first child of Eliza and Alexander Hamilton, He was shot in a duel by George Eacker when he was only nineteen years old.

Person1 : Philip Hamilton deserved so much better!
Person2: I know! I can't believe that he died only because George Eacker can't count to ten!

by CakeCatGirl April 22, 2018

Philip Schwichtenberg

A gay person in which loves to sucky sucky for 10 bucky ;) sincerly written by your fav Chrenko

Philip Schwichtenberg will sucky sucky you for 10 bucky

by Chrenko man June 2, 2018

philip lifestyle

the lifestyle where you go to jail every tuesday night like its a trip to applebees.

dude you cant keep going like this, you's stuck in the philip lifestyle

by badgerbud604 June 17, 2018

philip jones

a person who is allergic to everything

he just got a rash from sea food, he's a philip jones

by PORKIEZ January 29, 2019

philips rivet

A Philips rivet is a screw where the threads is stripped to the point that the screw will spin in place but not come out. The other secondary definition is a screw that won't come out and will be stripped if tried.

That's a Philips rivet, the fucker won't come out.

by Joe0400 March 26, 2019

Philip

Basically a dude who doesn't squat below paralell. He loads up the bar thinking that he's tough shit, but in reality he can't even squat 135 ass to grass. This is a person who will show off his moobs, and call them pecs. His mom is probably...

Philip: *squats like a fucking retard*
Kevin: *Proceeds to give good advice to fix his shitty form*
Philip: *Squats higher than a kite once again*
Kevin: *Gives up on philip and starts benching*

by Kukikano April 4, 2019