by EatThatChocolate October 02, 2009
The first project initiated by a newlywed wife. All the weight that was lost first to secure a steady relationship, then to look good for the wedding is added back on with a six week time period. After the sixth week the ass grows until the wife starts having to wear sweatpants and elastic pants.
Wow (insert name here)'s ass expansion project is ahead of schedule....Ewww!
note: In mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term "expansion project"
note: In mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term "expansion project"
by chosney September 25, 2003
Term used to describe a girl or a girlfriend or a prosepective girlfriend with minor flaws - with the thought that they could be cleaned up they would be worth dating or going out with or even marrying...
How was your date last night?
Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...
Project Clean Up?
Yea....
Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...
Project Clean Up?
Yea....
by B. Hanback January 15, 2010
Irritable Project Syndrome (IPS)
Occurs when most members of a project team get extremely crabby and short-tempered due to shifting deadlines, impossible deliverables, inadequate resources, or insurmountable constraints. Symptoms include snarky comments, mean emails, shouting matches, escalations, increased absenteeism, sleeplessness, and catatonic withdrawal. Treatment can include alcohol, complaining/venting to your peers, turning off electronic devices, long vacations, and no longer giving a damn.
Occurs when most members of a project team get extremely crabby and short-tempered due to shifting deadlines, impossible deliverables, inadequate resources, or insurmountable constraints. Symptoms include snarky comments, mean emails, shouting matches, escalations, increased absenteeism, sleeplessness, and catatonic withdrawal. Treatment can include alcohol, complaining/venting to your peers, turning off electronic devices, long vacations, and no longer giving a damn.
"Angel, I don't know how to tell you this, but I believe you suffer from Irritable Project Syndrome. But you don't have to suffer alone. "
by DanGarPrius October 21, 2016
For those that blame a person's influence, other than someone's own intuition, on a 'perceived enemy,' hold that conflict personally within. Where the claimant only sees something familiar to loathe/attack/hate when the influence or its premise is actually influential on themselves (directly or indirectly).
A person claiming a group of people have influence on an individual when the person claiming influence is obviously affected by many apparent groups or factors is an example of Projected Personal Paradox.
A liberal calling someone a republican based on the so called republican's inclination for pro-life when they are not in either groups.
A republican calling someone a liberal based on the so called liberal's inclination for going green when they are not in either groups.
A liberal calling someone a republican based on the so called republican's inclination for pro-life when they are not in either groups.
A republican calling someone a liberal based on the so called liberal's inclination for going green when they are not in either groups.
by WOOTr February 13, 2010
Dad (who is tiling the back-splash): "FUCK THIS SHIT!"
Mom: "Alan, settle the fuck down! We don't want the neighbors to know you have project induced tourettes."
Mom: "Alan, settle the fuck down! We don't want the neighbors to know you have project induced tourettes."
by Groovy Nate February 20, 2012
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