Penis

Owners of this particular organ tend to be arrogant for without a reason. The arrogance amazes others because they usually, most indeed, have absolutely nothing to be arrogant about. They also tend to only think with it and think that lesbians will "convert" after it. Also known as a "Cherry Popper", this organ can get out of control, and blow at any moment given. This organ is the downfall of the race, by failing to realize the other organ, vagina, does indeed have pain when this organ is insert into it's vaginal canal.
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An object on a male body, which I put in my mouth.
If I had a penis I'd fuck myself and then fuck you.
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jonny went to school and put the limo in the garage of his 90 year old teacher
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i have a penis
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Okay, they publish the definition for "penis", but won't publish an intelligently formulated non-sexual definition.
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