Gift Blocking

‘Gift Blocking’
Just like, **** blocking
However, it is done with a gift

You told your friend you were going to give a gift of some kind to someone else and they beat you to it with the same gift with that mutual friend.
I thought there was honer among friends and love interests but that dude is GIFT BLOCKING me.

by Jubal-Subal February 17, 2024

conditioneral gift

Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.

If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.

by QuacksO September 11, 2020

Gifted Abby

A literal god. I have been blessed by the fact that I've been breathing the same air as that extremely beautiful goddess. She can step on me anytime and I will be thankful. Marry my friend who is hopelessly in love with you, ma'am.

my friend: gifted abby
me: omfg can you stop talking about our one and only saviour, or at least let me talk to her.
my friend: ...gifted abby

by teehee senpai March 9, 2021

Gift Catfishing

Gift Catfishing is when someone tells you they are want to purchase something for you, but then they don’t.

Josh was gift catfishing yesterday when he said would get me that sweater, however, when I asked when it was shipping he said he changed his mind.

by Fisherwoman920 September 16, 2018

adult gift

A gift given by one mature myth to a semi less mature "boy" or stud. This gift may be given during the holidays or at any special occasion. This adult gift can be hand crafted made or strategically put together with a very specific reaction.

An adult gift can be An unexpected special gift of great proportions, from someone who loves you.

by browniz19 December 25, 2013

National No Gift Day

There are no accepting gifts nor giving gifts in this day, even on birthdays.

Bf: “Happy Birthday honey, here is your gift—“
Gf: “honey!! I can’t, it’s National no gift day!”

by SéanTheKoala August 9, 2022

Faggot Gift

A gift so bad that it basically outs the giver as a faggot.

Joe Biden must've been too afraid to call the President of Kenya a porch monkey, so he gave him a faggot gift instead: a pair of rocking chairs.

by Publius0987 April 10, 2025