negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

negative

d1 carti meat rider 🥱

is that negative d riding carti? of course it is! negative loves carti .

by negative88 October 5, 2024

negative rizz

when you got no rizz and less than no rizz

Jaden got negative rizz, as well as Kyle.

by airtwin April 18, 2023

Negs

Abbreviated from 'negative' it is often used as a used to express disbelief that something took place.
Also can be used to describe an individual's banter levels.

Friend 1: I once ate 16 doughnuts in 10 seconds
Friend 2: Negs that happened mate

"Their banter is such negs"

by GibbLord July 29, 2016

Negative Authority

One who pwns all over and over again.

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

Negative Coffee

When two people get together for coffee and complaints!

Sarah and Tom have gone out for Negative Coffee, again.

by DataGlasses October 29, 2023

Negativeness

The expression or state of being under which an individual shows negative emotion.

But I have every right to annoy you enough to get out of the negativeness.

by R.Minsif75 March 1, 2023