midget hands

When a persons hands are cold and cabbage like. The person is usually trying to be annoying and their touch is unwelcome in the situation.

Get your midget hands away from me it's freezing cold

by smartspears92 June 16, 2014

midget cock

n.- 1. the genatalia of a dwarf
2. paradoxily the average negro dwarf cock is larger (8-9 in.)
3. the average Caucasian dwarf genatalia is 5-7 in.

Did you see Brad naked!? He's a dwarf... but he dropped my jaw!!! What a big midget cock!

by OriginalProfanity May 12, 2015

midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together to have sex, to combine your to favorite things midgets and beastiality.

Person 1: "I saw a weird kind of porn where midget and a great dane had sex. I think it's called midget beastiality. "
Person 2: "That sounds awesome."

by Ghetto Grampa June 29, 2015

Midgetry

the offense of failing to grow over 4'10" as an adult.

After a swift trial, he was found guilty of midgetry in the first degree.

by Magister Penguin July 17, 2019

Midget

Jessy senft

Jessy senft is a small even for a midget

by Jdbennett321 March 11, 2020

Mudbeard

Characteristics include: Overweight and slovenly. Unemployed and on welfare. Zero job/ life skills. (BUT) These fat, lazy motherfuckers decided that all they have to do to earn the tough, racist, hardworking goodolboy redneck badge, is to grow a duck dynasty beard and start wearing rebel flags.

They eqrned nothing. These guys are just fedoras in disguise.

Attention REAL Workers, rednecks, and racists: It's open season on all unemployed, welfare bum, fake real men MUDBEARDS!

Carry clippers on your person, next to the .45. It's time they get sent back to fedora and sweatpants land.

by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook October 14, 2021

midger

a slur for a midget

damn bro i just hate midgers

by amogus jew March 16, 2022