rice mobile

i fuck so many asian hoes,you can call my car a rice mobile

sloppy and slanted

by fuck u February 9, 2004

Mobile Rape Unit

A rusted out old van or motor home used for the purpose of sexual assault. The vehicle will usually have tinted windows or some other means of further protecting it's owner. The fact that the van is mobile makes it much easier for the rapist to do his work. He can go to a place far away or atleast secluded and do his deed then dump the body when finished. Roofie colada's may be used to lure a victim to these vehicles. Beware of dark alleyways @ night as they may be awaiting their pray.

Eric: It was crazy I was down @ spring break in Daytona and these guys had this van with "Spring Break 05" spray painted on the side, right on the beach.
Me: You know what that was?....A Mobile Rape Unit.

by Ashley Willie May 2, 2010

Call of Duty: Mobile

A Mobile Game that makes kids play it because they can't afford any good games for their Consoles and PC.

I'm gonna play Call of Duty: Mobile because I can't afford Modern Warfare

by Kejebus December 10, 2019

blow job mobile

When you stick your dick into a muffler of a car and have your friend start the car and press the gas and brake.

Dude, im not using the blow job mobile anymore because i got an infection last time.

by Mike E. April 23, 2004

mobile

the sick from a cow-
mo (cow) - bile (sick)

by The Flying Teapot August 5, 2003

Mobile Quarterback

A euphemism for quarterbacks who are usually African American, and who possess superior foot speed and agility as compared to their White counterparts. Often used by sports media as a backhanded critique of their intelligence.

For mobile quarterbacks, the guy's fun to watch. But he can't read defenses any better than he can read a Dr. Suess book.

by Backfist March 3, 2016

chinte-mobile

a car owned by a spic, is very ugly and you can distinguish if owned by a spic. flames, ugly women, and rusty rims are just some qualities of a chinte-mobile.

My friend Adonis is a chinte. He also owns a chinte-mobile! haha look at those ugly rims!

by duckmanx March 12, 2003