Matchet

A ghetto-dialect mispronunciation of the English term "wretched", combined with the word "Match".

"Ol' girl with her hoochie-ass clothes too tight an' her tracks shown' in her scraggly-ass weave with her fake-ass Gucci bag think she cute. She matchet."

by Genshi The Wizard December 6, 2020

matchu

a person that is extremely sad due to failure at love
Synonyms: Sadboi, Sadboy Mathew

He tried so hard but ended up a "matchu"
matchu is a sadboi

by m ' kay February 3, 2021

matchatas

fucking boobies my nigga

and u hit my matchatas

by burgandy sause February 23, 2021

matcha.wtf

a gay pub for british people and very very unfunny teenagers

hey atleast it isnt as bad as matcha.wtf

by The wuwwuwuwu March 6, 2021

matchy

A fish in gypsy romany language

Dick at the size of that matchy

by Gypsytranslater March 16, 2021

matchdick syndrome

When a guy gets morning wood in his sleep which results in an irritated dicktip due to friction. As if it was repeatedly stricken like a match.

I can't have sex tonight hun, I have matchdick syndrome. Can you kiss it to make ot feel better?

by anonymousx266 June 18, 2021

matchmaking

What match factories do when they're active

The match factory was nearby us and was matchmaking.

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 13, 2021