Morning Loose

The female equivalent to Morning Glory or Morning Wood.

When a woman wakes first thing in the morning and is gaping wide as if ready for insertion.

"I must have been dreaming about StupidPeanut last night - woke up looser than a bucket of worms"

Girl 1: "woke up with morning loose today"
Girl 2: "did your fella notice?"
Girl 1: "yeah - thanks to the the smell"

by StupidPeanut May 27, 2010

Loofer

A nice person who is dumped by a significant other with little drama, or by a gradual loss of interest where the significant other is usually interested or already romantic with another person wherein the dumped person feels like they did nothing wrong but is still abandoned and unceremoniously rejected.

I guess when Susan broke up with me I became a loofer.

by JahMuse April 28, 2010

loose change

dude its a video that shows how fucked up bush and his government butt agents
go to youtube.com and type in loose change and see why george bush blew up the twin towers and since he was racist blamed arabs

loose change isa video not coins

by Bros Call Me DP September 9, 2006

loose-ass heffa

Every neighborhood's got one. 'Nuff said.

Remember the bitch from "Varsity Blues" who covered herself in whipped cream and threw herself at her man's friend? THAT'S A LOOSE-ASS HEFFA!

by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004

loose

When a male's penis is exceedingly small.

Mary: How was your romp with John last night?
Sarah: John's cock was all loose.
Mary: Real shame.

by IWillBeYour419 April 7, 2004

get loose

getting nasty and doing anything sexual

yo mama get loose for a dub

by ezzy22 May 7, 2010

Loomered

When independent journalist Laura Loomer surprises the subject of a news story on camera with a question the public wants answered but the mainstream media refuses to ask

James Comey got Loomered!

by Write Winger May 28, 2018