last act of hamlet

when everyone ends up dead

joey shoots sammy, billy stabs joey, sandy decapitates billy, rachael beats sandy with a baseball bat, tommy whips out an ak-47 and takes out rachael, then seeing all the carnage commits seppuku. george walks in and says "omgwtfbbqusa is this the last act of hamlet or something?!?!

by hella fine July 24, 2008

Last Shot Hot

When an otherwise unattractive or downright ugly woman appears to be attractive because she is the last resort, or "last shot" a man has at engaging in intercourse for that particular evening.

Another interpretation is that the woman appears attractive only after the man has had "one last shot" of alcohol.

It was last call at the bar, and Duane had yet to find a woman at the bar to go home with. In his drunken desperation, the overweight 40-something brunette with a missing front tooth appeared attractive to him. After talking her up and taking her home for coitus, Duane awoke the next morning to her hideous visage, and found that unfortunately, she was only Last Shot Hot.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

last hotdog in the can

How you feel when having sex with a woman who has a really loose vagina.

"I couldn't touch the sides, i felt like the last hotdog in the can"

by gurnard February 13, 2009

Last morning

Somewhere between 'last night' and 'this morning'; When you're up so late that you don't go to bed until after the sun has come up.

Bro 1: You should have gone home with that girl last morning.

Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.

by slim415 December 15, 2009

last supper

The combination of Red Drank, Soggy waffle, Canadian butter-churn style toast, and an Alaskan pipeline Popsicle, all eaten as one fabulous meal.

you want a last supper?

oh god no...

by poopbuttass May 17, 2011

Lasater

A beautiful woman who is smart and cool. Someone who makes friends where ever they go. Often found laughing at their own jokes and mumbling on the street. She's the one that belts out the inappropriate sexual joke in front of your conservative grandmother. Luckily, Lasaters are extremely charismatic and unusually charming so you will laugh at this joke. Because it is funny.

Lasaters love Rubber Ducks and Buddha

"That chic is such a Lasater"

"I don't know if that's an insult or not"

by MeanGinley January 11, 2012

Last Chance for Romance

Baseball colloquial term for the last chance to score for the team that is behind. More often used for top/bottom of the ninth.

Basically using the street-meaning of "score" and switching it with a term that is more romantic, pardon the pun.

A: It is the bottom of the ninth and the Mets are behind 5 to 3.

B: Ah yes. Last chance for romance, they need to score if they want to win.

by bobbuttons September 7, 2012