Landon

A hockey player with 1/12 a braincell.

He is acting like such a Landon.

by Ballsinyojaw6942000 September 30, 2021

landon

a sweet, cute, hot boy who probably has curly hair. he will love you forever even if you guys brake up, he is always around his friends but he's secretly a softy but doesn't want to admit it.

"look hes so cute! thats so landon!"

by kyli doering <3 October 7, 2021

Landon

f-boy with tiny peen, looks like blonde lord farquaad

ayo is that landon

balls

by Bitch Identifier October 28, 2021

Landon

Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)

Someone: dude have you been in Landons room ?
Someone 2: no why?
Someone: IT STINKS BAD

by JazzRatazz October 29, 2021

Landon

Landon likes to go to a hotel room a lot even though he has the tiniest cock he will always yell while playing video games

Hey what happened last night I went to the hotel room with landon

by Ariaiaiaiai October 30, 2021

Lasgons

Colloquial term for the Italian dish Lasagna. Used endearingly with high respect for the dish

Bro you should come over I’m making Lasgons for dinner

by DoshJeller November 8, 2021

Landon

A Landon is a very cuties guy in the world and I easy to hook up with.

That person is hot, must be a Landon

by anonymous November 12, 2021