KEATON

A long hair bitch that thinks he is the main character. Usually built like a junkie and looks like a crackhead. Often times feminine and is most likely gay.

Look at the gay guy keaton.

by Skylar988523 December 4, 2024

Keaton

Someone who ended up meaning more than the beginning. someone who wasn’t the person who could treat me right but would always love me right. and you have no idea how much i loved him back.

When i thought of love and comfort, all i wanted was Keaton.

by Scoutlovesyouplsbelievemekeat December 21, 2024

Keaton

The most perfect guy you’re bound to meet. he has beautiful brown eyes you can stare into for hours, georgeous fluffy brunette hair you can play with all day, a personality like none other, ABS, a heart that is willing to help you no matter the cost, and a smile that will lighten your mood.

Keaton is one of the nicest people I’ve ever met!

by yourlocaltaxcollector February 16, 2025

kemton

Kemton is a really fun guy a family man that is quite emotional at times and loves a beer kemtons don't like the cold
Likes Peanut butter and beer

Kemton is funny as fuck no filter

by Agcctc March 21, 2025

Ketotard

Someone who is a keto extremist despite it’s long term harmful effects

Karen: Do you have anything Keto to eat in this house?
John: Shut up you Ketotard!

by XratedJerry May 19, 2025

Ketonaut

A person who has taken a sufficiently high dose of ketamine to feel partially disconnected and who has significant difficulties with walking (a frequent symptom of ketamine high)

“After that last bump, Jake turned into a full-on ketonaut—he tried to walk to the kitchen but ended up staring at the fridge for 10 minutes.”

by Matopatofato June 1, 2025

Keto Daddy

A sugar daddy that doesn't want any sexual contact with their partner

"I'm so over men, all I want is their money."
"Girl, you should get a Keto Daddy. It's the best of both worlds"

by PervertedBinChicken June 25, 2025