yourlocaltaxcollector's definitions

James

i ran cross country they with this kid and he became OBSESSED in like the first 2 hours of practice. he tried to hit on my, said our kids would look beautiful, and a whole bunch of other crap. i never dated this kid, and never wanted to but he would JUST NOT QUIT!!! if you EVER run track or cross country with a scrawny little kid named James, don’t go near him he’s just a waste of space >:3

wait, James asked you to send pictures of your WHAT??

by yourlocaltaxcollector February 16, 2025

Keaton

The most perfect guy you’re bound to meet. he has beautiful brown eyes you can stare into for hours, georgeous fluffy brunette hair you can play with all day, a personality like none other, ABS, a heart that is willing to help you no matter the cost, and a smile that will lighten your mood.

Keaton is one of the nicest people I’ve ever met!

by yourlocaltaxcollector February 16, 2025