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A person who has taken a sufficiently high dose of ketamine to feel partially disconnected and who has significant difficulties with walking (a frequent symptom of ketamine high)
“After that last bump, Jake turned into a full-on ketonaut—he tried to walk to the kitchen but ended up staring at the fridge for 10 minutes.”
by Matopatofato June 1, 2025
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“Bro took one hit too many — he’s pushing at least 900 narcojoules right now.”
“That edible hit me with the force of 3,000 narcojoules. I forgot how arms work.”
“That edible hit me with the force of 3,000 narcojoules. I forgot how arms work.”
by Matopatofato June 1, 2025
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