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A fictional unit of measurement used to quantify the intensity of a psychoactive high, especially one induced by dissociatives, sedatives, or other mind-altering substances. The more narcojoules, the deeper the user is into altered perception, body load, or mental fog.
“Bro took one hit too many — he’s pushing at least 900 narcojoules right now.”
“That edible hit me with the force of 3,000 narcojoules. I forgot how arms work.”
“That edible hit me with the force of 3,000 narcojoules. I forgot how arms work.”
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“After that last bump, Jake turned into a full-on ketonaut—he tried to walk to the kitchen but ended up staring at the fridge for 10 minutes.”
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