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Jonas Brothers

A band composed of Three homos, Who are claimed to be such a great band but really sound like a Five year old having a bad day on the toilet. The Show No talent on any of the insturments theyu play and in the next 2 years Disney will most likely get rid of them.
by clamburglar July 3, 2009
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Nick Jonas

The only member of the Jonas Brothers with remotely any talent. He lets this get to his head and has an outrageously large ego as a result of this, going so far as to say that other, more experienced artists in the music industry cannot sing (ex: BOB DYLAN! that fag nick jonas said BOB DYLAN can't sing!!!).
Nick Jonas is a stuck up douchebag who barely has any talent.
by AnimeGirl-Nikki February 8, 2010
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Joe Jonas

Full name: Joseph Adam Jonas

Joe Jonas is the second son in the brood of four. He sings lead vocals along with brother Nick, and occasionally Kevin. Joe is known for his mad tambourine skills, but also plays guitar.
Joe is the "cute, funny one." In the earlier years of the band, Joe was very hyper and super-energetic. While he has calmed down to an extent, he is still very outgoing and silly and just a lot of fun to be around. He is known for being the one to crack everyone up, often with random comments or his infamous raps (Jacketz, Muffin Man, etc.). Although he is mostly known for being super-silly, he's also a big sweetheart.
Joe's nickname is Danger, with good reason. He has been known to trip and fall, and climb on dangerously tall things. He's very adventurous and all around, just a really great guy.
Joe Jonas? Just call him DJ Danger. :)
by Mari D. June 25, 2008
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jonais

Jonais is a very unique name, you wont find anyone else with it. Jonais is usually a kind, caring and sweet boy, but don't let his charming looks distract you. Jonais has a great sense of humour and can always make you smile even when you try your hardest not to. Jonais is rough and competitive but who doesn't like that in a guy? You will never meet anyone like him, he is rare just like his name.
Wow! I just stabbed myself looking so hard at Jonais.
by Ugly :p May 21, 2018
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Jonah

He is a great guy who is not the best at English but great in math. He is currently dating at the moment. He has short brown hair and hazel eyes. He is addicted to dragon ball z and hentai. He may sound awful but he is a sweet person with a great personality.
Did you see how Jonah was going super sauayn in the road!!!
by Gus herbson January 12, 2019
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Jonah

a nice guy who deserves a nice girl. not that cute or hot or handsome, but very sweet. sometimes he can be a dick. but that’s only when you are a dick to him. he will only date you if you are nice to him and he thinks/knows you are nice to him. don’t be a dick to him.
ThatOneKid: I don’t like Jonah, but he is the nicest person to me.
EatThatPussy445: just ask him out
carson1056: ye m8
by EatDaPuzzy445 January 18, 2019
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jonas brothers

A poseur band that are part of Disney to brainwash kids to watch more Disney so that the Disney corp. and Jonas bros can get tons of money. Almost all of their songs are about breaking up with a G/F when there are more important things to write about. They are as real and good as Avril Lavigne(Thats not a compliment)
That kid is such a jonas brothers because he thinks he knows what real music is.
by Anti-Jonas September 28, 2007
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