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Q. Why do we call a backward place a "jerkwater" town?
A. Steam engines needed to refill their boilers from water
towers next to the tracks but some "towns" were so small
that they lacked a water tower. When trains stopped in
those places, the crew had to find a nearby stream or well
and, bucket-brigade style, "jerk" the water to the train.
A. Steam engines needed to refill their boilers from water
towers next to the tracks but some "towns" were so small
that they lacked a water tower. When trains stopped in
those places, the crew had to find a nearby stream or well
and, bucket-brigade style, "jerk" the water to the train.
by Ron Ruth May 28, 2007
Get the jerkwater mug.adjective (of a person); A derivative of Jupiter. In ancient Roman times, Jupiter was the King of the Gods. Jerel means charming and sociable by nature. Straight-ahead, curious, spiritual and true believer. Extremely analytical and maintains optimism with a generous spirit.
He was "the fount of the auspices upon which the relationship of the city with the gods rested." Jerel personified the divine authority of their highest offices, internal organization, and external relations.
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Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.
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"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".
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Originated by the Kenny Banya character from "Seinfeld" when Jerry gave him some funny material for his stand-up act.
Originated by the Kenny Banya character from "Seinfeld" when Jerry gave him some funny material for his stand-up act.
VP #1: The 3rd quarter sales numbers are in. We had our best quarter ever!
VP #2: That's gold, jerry. Gold!
VP #2: That's gold, jerry. Gold!
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