Jeff Mitton

So good in bed :p funny, sexy, no one can satisfy a girl better then him :) no doubt. Tall and muscular, loves sports, normally a big partier.

Jeff Mitton "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE"

by ghitigjtijh January 5, 2011

Jefferson Von Gutenberg

A nickel bag that was lost near the cemetery with the escalators.

Oh no, i threw Jefferson Von gutenberg under the car when the cops came.

by DJPyro December 20, 2009

Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination

Abiding by standard double elimination rules until the final round of the tournament, in which it favors you to win, completely disregarding the fact that you lost the first game.

Dude, aren't we playing the tiebreaker? Nah, you forgot to account for Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.

Sir, I got an A on my first test and a C on my second. You're telling me I can't take my third test and you're giving me C? Professor: I'm sorry, but you forgot to factor in Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.

by Mattbat September 25, 2010

Jeffed Up

The act of making poor life-altering decisions while under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol.

So I was blackout in Western last week right, next thing you know I Jeffed Up and spent $87 on Jägerbombs because they were $1.50 each.

by CaptainFatArms March 8, 2014

Jeff bilbrey

When you think you're going to fart but you shit and eat it.

I walked out the door and pulled a Jeff bilbrey cause I was late for work and didn't have enough time to change

by Jojwjwjejej August 30, 2018

jefferson iowa

A place were you complain it is too warm in the summer and too cold in the winter

"I'm from Jefferson Iowa"

by Pengeeeeee9 December 15, 2018

Jeffersoned

To get the shit beat out of you; to take an ass beating

That guy just got Jeffersoned!

by GPD137 January 18, 2020