text reflex

When you send or respond to a text without fully thinking about the consequences of doing so. Similar to drunk texting but you're completely sober. Its more just plain impulsive

Example 1:

Father: You stayed out too late at that party last night; you're grounded for the next week
Son: Fuck you old man!
Father: make that the next month
Son: C'mon dad, that was my text reflex!

Example 2:

Texter Dude 1: Hey baby, you wanna go hookup behind the bleachers?

Texter Chick 1: Hell no you creeper! WTF is up with u? Drunk?
Texter Chick 1's friend: Yah, that was his text reflex

by TexterReflexer13 October 4, 2011

Jinx text

When two people get a text message simultaneously. The person who fails to say "Jinx text" first becomes Jinxed. This person can no longer speak until the Jinxer or one of the witnesses to the jinx says the name of the jinxed person.

(two text messages come in at the same time)

Steve: Jinx text!

Witnesses: OHHHHHH

by LukeyLuke December 22, 2012

Text Kaczynski

It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.

She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.

by LordViper June 17, 2021

rogue text

When someone recieves a text with no body just from who sent it.

When you send an empty text message to someone by accident.

Mary: *opens phone and sees a text from Mario with nothing in it*
Mario: Sorry i didn't mean to send you a blank text!
Mary: Why you sending me a rogue text!

by BLEEDTeal36 September 8, 2011

purse texting

the act of pretending to look through your purse only to use it as a texting shield during class; many teenage girls use this popular technique

I saw Brittany purse texting in class so Mrs. Johnson wouldn't see her.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

text gap

the time you wait between a text message so you don't seem desperate

8:00am you receive a text from a girl you like, don't text her back untill 8:03am so you don't look like a loser - the 3 minute window would be the text gap

by bada bing bada boom October 18, 2011

Text evasion

When someone who is too lazy to actually text or call you themselves, has another person text for them, usually with some pathetic excuse, like their phone has bad reception.

Your brother wants to break plans with your so he has his girlfriend text you , with a text evasion instead, "Kyle won't be able to make it today and wanted me to let you know, his phone isn't working very good."

by Loo Loo McGoo February 17, 2010