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Shower Hockey

A mildly popular, homo-erotic game commonly played among young adult men in a college athletic type setting.

Requirements: 4+ people
Large, open shower facility (usually in a dorm or gym building)
1+ bar(s) of soap
Predetermined "Goals" (equal in size) for both teams

Game Play/Rules:
- All players undress completely and enter the shower area.
- Turn on all shower heads to properly wet the floor/playing field (leave them on to prevent the playing field from drying).
- Set up goals for both teams on opposing walls of the playing field. Must be equal in size and difficulty.
- Divide all participants into 2 equal teams. (Some sort of marking (ie: sharpie) is recommended to distinguish team members.
- Place bar of soap in the middle of the playing field.
- All partipants must be touching the far wall of the shower area before the game can begin.
- A countdown of "3, (pause) 2, (pause) 1, (Pause) GO!" will be given and no participant may leave the wall until the countdown is complete.
- When the countdown is complete all participants are free to run/walk/slip/slide to the center of the field and gain posession of the soap.
- No body part except the feet may be used to handle/manipulate the soap.
- 1 point is given to a team for scoring on the opposing teams goal.
- There is no pause in gameplay after a goal is scored.
- Each game shal be timed, and last 15 minutes. (Any goals scored after the 15 minutes do not count)
- If the game is tied at the end of the 15 minutes, the game will go into "overtime"
- "Overtime" will last 3 minutes, and the team who scores the most points in "overtime" will be declared the winner.
- Any intentional pushing, shoving, tripping, etc. will be deemed a "penalty"
- The punishment of a "penalty" is to be determined by the teams beforehand (usually a spanking to the buttocks)
"Hey, do you want to go play a game of shower hockey?"

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by ..B.. October 26, 2008
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Tonsil Hockey

Michael and Rebecca were playing tonsil hockey in the back of the theater.
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abbreviated hacker language

This is the language that you see in many places online, and even out in public. For example, bathroom graffiti
The basic content of abbreviated "hacker" language is just like the first word says: abbreviated words, often made by taking out letters or altogether converting certain words into numbers. For example, "for" becomes "4". This written or typed form of communication is mostly used by teen adolescents, but not all of them are. The stereotype is destroyed as many young adults also use it, not because theyre stupid, but for two reasons: for hilarity/entertainment value, and for convience. In addition, some spelling is considerably changes in order to disguise profanity as well. Some translated words: ppl=people; 2=to,too; 4=for,fore; plz=please; b4=before; wer=where; ur=your,you're; dat=that; u=you; jus=just; chyt=shit; fukin=fucking; skewl=school; cum=come
A Joke: 3 Things i hate bout dumb ppl
1. i hate it wen ppl point at my watch, and ask "wut time iz it?" bitch, i kno wer mah watch iz wer's urs? do i point at my crotch wen i need to go to da toilet?
2. i hate it wen i go to movies and ppl yelled out "did u jus see dat?" no loser i just payed twelve dollars to stared at the fukin floor.
3. i also hate it wen, in da mornin waitin 4 the skewl bus 2 cum and someone cum by and ask "have the bus came yet?" naw moron, im just standin 4 fun.
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when your driving on the street and you see a girl who looks like a prostitute but when you get up close you realise it's your mom or you daughter or your wife and then you get dissapointed and drive away
Mat:damn i thot i saw this hoe but it was really my mom
Dylan: did you pick her up?
Mat:heck yes
Dylan:Fuck Dude thats some jerry springer shit!
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hockey players

The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.
Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.
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Hooker-In-Church

In reference to being under stress.
Damn, I'm sweating like a hooker-in-church.
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Alabama Hockey Mask

One person defecates on a sheet of clingfilm, then wraps the sheet of clingfilm around another persons face. At this stage, the male/female wearing the Alabama Hockey Mask has three choices;

1. They eat their way out of the Alabama Hockey Mask. Not the easiest, or tastiest but provides the best chance of survival.

2. They hope and pray that the person who placed the shit-covered clingfilm on them has some form of kindness in them and ends the shitty, hellish nightmare for the wearer.

3. They suffocate and die.
Lewis: "Anna, I'm going to give you this Alabama Hockey Mask and I want you to wear it with pride and embrace my poop all over your face."
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