Having a jag

To jerk off or masturbate

i found little jimmy in the closet having a jag

by tunnledog October 3, 2016

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Steven Hawking

When you have a cold and you "hawk" a lugie on your own cock for lubricant.

Thank God for flu season.

Why?

Last night this chick was do dry I had to Steven Hawking her.

by Jon Testing February 4, 2018

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Self hating Bengali

A Bengali or person belong to the group that hates on other Bengalis/Bangladesh all while supporting policies that harm their own people, or supporting countries or groups that do.

Guy 1: Why is that Rohingya person defending Myanmar and saying Bengalis opressed them?

Guy 2: Must be a self hating Bengali

by Loonazim October 29, 2021

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Code used by persons who claim to be participating in vigorous, solitary outdoor activities to escape stress when in fact they are carrying on hot and heavy clandestine affairs in foreign countries (preferably located in South America).

On Saturday, Jenna tried six times to get in touch with her boyfriend, Mike, but he had already told us he was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend so we knew his phone would be off.

by SCtransplant June 25, 2009

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having a go

To be very inept at something. Mostly used in reference to very public floundering or failure. (Shortened from "having a go at it")

...After that last shot of tequila he started seriously having a go. He tried to get up and go to the men's room but he got tangled up in the chair and took the whole table down. Awesome!

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

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