Hairy box

A box of goodies for men. Full of nice nice smelling things to rub on your head and face.

Our lass got us a Hairy Box, smell my beard.

by Ray shoestring July 18, 2022

hairy pillow

when a couple just had sex and the girl starts to pass out and she is so comfy but then she feels hair and realzes that she was sleeping on her boyfriends hairy ass = the hairy pillow

last night i had the best sex ever but then i fell asleep on a hiary pillow...

by Rach and J. Sciacca February 13, 2005

Hairy gumdrop

A person who follows you around and doesn't typically have friends and TRIES to be friends with the popular people.

Also a person with hairy and saggy boobs/moobs

"Dude that guy just took off his shirt"
" he's a hairy gumdrop"

by Positivebutdeath December 14, 2014

hairy turd

is a disorder in which from oral sex involving the action of "hairy fish", pubic hairs are digested in large ammounts and appear in the fecal matter, thus being a "hairy turd"

Man Looks at his toilet bowl.
"Wtf...?"
"Wife walks in
"I know, I have a patch missing"

by tallwhytboi March 23, 2005

hairy vagina

a person, usually a man, that has facial hair all around their mouth at a substantial length. when turned sideways, opened, closed, or giggling (a thank you), it is known as a hairy vagina

may i please tickle your hairy vagina rich?
"An all around good time"
TH xxoo.<3

by tori hargreaves November 21, 2007

hairy arse

A deviation on cockney rhyming slang, when something is really funny aka hilarious it's "hairy"

"Will walked into the bollard, it was hairy arse man"

by tony howard May 17, 2007

Hairy Sanchez

When a girl with a hairy patch above her vagina sits on your face, thus causing said patch to appear as a mustache on your face.

When my girl gives me a hairy sanchez, I look like I have Ron Jeremy 'stache.

by RangerDan2011 December 16, 2011