Ben Gordon

A selfish but good-when-he's-on basketball player on the Chicago Bulls. He sometimes does really good, but its hard not to be the leading scorer when you take 99% of the shots.

person 1: wow, ben gordon is doing really good!
person 2: not really
person 1: why not?! he has 26 points in the fourth quarter alone!!
person 2: yeah, but the bulls are losing 26-103, cuz he dont pass to nobody and he shot airballs for the first three quarters

by RIPbigproof April 28, 2006

gorf-up

To "gorf-up" something is where somebody changes, "enhances" or otherwise adds complexity to something that is working such that it;

- no longer works, or
- barely works, or
- works, but is so complicated that its no longer usable...

gorfing up the runtime environment

by sysf March 4, 2005

Gorff

A gorff is the act of air coming out the penis, after sexual intercourse has taken place.

after we had sex, i laid on my back and gorffed.

it feels super good to gorff after sex.

by Dolphin Tucker September 4, 2010

Gordon

A man with the shiniest head in the world, whose baldness can only be rivaled by another Gordon.

Imagine a mirror that's someone's skin tone and is a part of their head. That's what a Gordon is

by Error 404: Name not found. May 14, 2018

Gordon green

He is a middle aged man who likes to ejaculate in his daughter and makes his son suck her dick

Oh looks it’s the pedo Gordon green

by Jesus manehjdksksks December 5, 2021

Tim Gordon

Front man of urban rap group from Australia, Frangipani and the floating circus of light

Tim Gordon is sex on a stick

by Sigma Sigma Sigma August 29, 2004

Tu eras gordo

A word telling teachers of non fluent Spanish speakers that they are fat

Hy mrs.Johnson. Tu eras gordo

Oh thank you Tommy

by SMD Mexicant March 16, 2011