Glaf

Glaf;
Verb INFORMAL
glaf; 3rd person present: glafs; present past: glaffed; past participle: glaffed; gerund or present participle: glaffing.

Verb FORMAL
Glavour; 3rd person present: glaviate; present past: glavoured; past participle; glavoured; gerund or present participle: glavouring.

>Acting upon the inner feeling that you should not laugh at someone’s joke and instead stare at them intensely.

Phrases
“That glafs me.”
“This is positively glavouring.”

Origin
Autocorrect not doing it’s job when my friend misspelled ‘glad’ and the ensuing tomfoolery; 2025.

Use overtime for ‘glaf’:
-2025.

“I glaffed so hard - I didn’t know what to say.”
“Did anyone else want to glaf at that?”

“Are you always glavouring?”
“I could glaviate but I won’t.”

by articulatingourthoughts May 28, 2025

gaff

gay and fully functioning: when someone is so gay but acts so straight

Michael was being such a gaff person at Tim’s party.

by The OG Gaff June 8, 2025

Gaff

A breathy laugh, like a gasp of air.

After hearing the joke, her giggle had turned into a gaff

by fluttedbutted December 7, 2025

Gliff

To open a device, app, room, or conversation with a clear intention, immediately forget that intention, and continue forward on autopilot, often scrolling, wandering, or staring, while a faint sense of “I was supposed to do something” lingers in the background.

I gliffed into my phone and resurfaced half an hour later with no memory of why I unlocked it.

by Lcgal January 16, 2026

Mullo Gaff

A player created railway built under another players house in Minecraft. It often leads to players rage quiting in reaction to the Mullo Gaff. It is named after Mullo, the loveable scamp.

Dean:They're biulding a Mullo gaff under your house, Cian.
Cian:*Screams, drops TNT in said Mullo gaff and rage quits*

by Mullo2kaii10 January 9, 2013

fatty gaff

Faken fat house party or bake up

Yoo are you going to that fatty gaff on the weekend?

by 420/7 blaze it March 30, 2017

Joshua Gaffy

Absolute shit at Destiny, he is tarded at Dark Souls. Though he is pretty hot and has a pretty big package!!

That faggot over there is a Joshua Gaffy

by NotGummyBear August 29, 2017