Gregging

Pegging a guy named Greg

Dora-"I Pegged Greg last night with a 12 incher"
John-"So you were gregging him?"

by Cabana man April 18, 2018

The Greg Congrats

When you have the slightest doubt that your fantasy football team may lose the week, you immediately wish your opponent "congrats" publically in efforts to deal with the emotional rollercoaster losing to anything puts you through.

* The Greg Congrats on Sunday @ 1:01PM the opposing team scores and now is 51% in favor of winning the week*
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.

by 1quickz October 29, 2018

Greg Stein

Greg Stein, a man who has gone to new heights of fiendery and cigarette stealing, going as far as looting a dead mans pack of cigarettes whom he found in his wrecked car, before even calling the police .

Greg Stein, you looted a dead mans pack of cigarettes

Himself: Its just a pack of cigarettes, he left them for whoever found them q

by AConcerendCitizen December 17, 2018

Greg Garris

A whole cabbage Farmer

My father is Greg Garris

by Banien January 26, 2019

Greg Guitar'd

Whenever Rose does something so outrageous the UK doesn't want you to see it

"Wow, Rose and Pearl's fusion dance was so sexy it got Greg Guitar'd"

by nukilik January 28, 2019

Greg

For use when someone calls for you and you do not want to talk to them.

Use Greg even if that is not the name of the person they are looking for. It adds to the effect.

"Hi may I speak to (insert name here)?"
"We ain't got no Greg" (hang-up)

by BaileyBug92 September 7, 2018

Greg

For use when someone calls that you dont want to talk to.

Must also be used when they are asking for someone that is not named Greg.

It will drive them crazy for sure.

**ring**
"Jello?"
Telemarketer: "Hi! May I speak with (Name) please?"
"Uh, guhl we ain't got no Greg!"
**Hang Up**
Laugh ass off..... cause you know it's funny.

#weaintgotnogreg

by BaileyBug92 September 7, 2018