Fresh Eggs

fresh eggs | frɛʃ ɛɡz |
noun derogatory New Zealand colloquialism

Naive city folk who move to a rural area with the idea of living a stereotypical “country lifestyle”. Lifestyle blockers who get a chicken on their 0.5ha land and put up a sign at the end of their driveway to sell “Fresh Eggs”.

Town local: “Did you meet the new neighbours?”
Another town local: “Penny and Wade McCarthy?”
Town local: “Yeah. They’re a couple of fresh eggs from Auckland.”
Other town local: “Mate! I just sold them a chook coop for $400.”

by TVNZ October 31, 2018

fresh direct

raw, hardcore sex

I'm going to give it to her fresh direct.

by TheFazz July 17, 2011

Fresh trippin

The act of bookending a psychedelic trip with showering and/or bathing.

I don't especially enjoy that dirty hippy nonsense; I'd rather be fresh trippin.

by denvur July 20, 2008

Fresh of the pipe

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana

Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh of the pipe... And it feels so good"

by Thutton June 30, 2011

Fresh Scoop

Impromptu anal sex whereby it is discovered the receiver is not as clean as one would have hoped.

I picked up this slut at the bar last night. Said she was into anal. Was true but she turned out to be a fresh scoop.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

dead fresh

An expression that replaces "pretty cool"; an affirmation. Typically used as a sort of "counter-anglicism" to mirror other Quebecois slang that uses English words but just doesn't sound right.
To be used with a deliberate accent as an inside joke by slipping it into regular conversation and hoping it'll catch on.

"I went to see this band and they were dead fresh, man."

by Chris Nickels September 21, 2015

dippity fresh

sOoOOoOOoo fressh!

" damn look at my jacket , its dippity fresh! "

by A4L August 27, 2009