absinthece makes the heart grow fonder

Refers to someone's seeming more likeable and/or attractive due to your having swigged a sizable quantity of anise-flavored liquor.

John: I can't believe that Joe actually took that fat scruffy bar-floozie home with him!
Jack: Well, Dude, after a few stiff drinks, practically ANY woman will look good --- "absinthece makes the heart grow fonder"!

by QuacksO January 13, 2023

Russian Federation

The most dangerous country on earth. Rich as the Arabs from selling oil on the open market, they have a major grudge with Europe and America over the "Reagan Gambit" that eventually wrecked the Soviet economy and led to much suffering.

They have been using their oil wealth to build up their military. Their military personnel are being very well paid and are highly motivated by the suffering their country has endured since the collapse of the Soviet economy.

Europe is buying nearly all of their oil from the Russian Federation. They can't take any meaningful action against Russia or their oil supply will be shut off.

by mitb October 24, 2008

Federal Agent

An americanisation of the terminology for law enforce ment In this country.

Fuck the police

by El Cholo May 26, 2004

Fode

The opposite of a Chode. A lengthy penis with a disproportionately small width.

Wow, Tom. That's a real nice fode you've got there, needle dick.

by Vinny and Scott July 10, 2004

Federal offense

Something that your mom is.

His mom was tampering with the mail again, so she became a federal offense.

by $yd December 31, 2011

Federal Exhaustion

Being tired and stumbling (usually after a party), but you're wide awake.

I had federal exhaustion after the epic poker party last night

by niok123 October 19, 2008

Fober

Acronym for the 'Fear Of Being Eventually Raped'. It is the sick and nauseating feeling you get sometimes like the feeling you would experience if you were about to be raped.

That creepy bum keeps staring over here and it's really starting to make me feel fober.

by ShawneeSullivan July 29, 2011