farp

A synonym to the more common term "sharting," the sum of shitting and farting.
fart + poop = farp
can be used as a noun or a verb

"Shit man, I think I just farped my dress."

"Dude, I just farped so hard that my butt fell out!"

by girlsdontp00p October 14, 2012

Musky Flagpole

Inserting one's member into different sauces and inserting into your partner's vagina, and then into her mouth so she can guess what the flavor is

I dipped my cock in BBQ sauce and gave my girlfriend a Musky Flagpole, she thought it was fish paste!

by Skibert April 15, 2009

Dust Flap

Having not had sex in so long, the vagina has started to sag and collect dust.

I bet your grandma has a dust flap.

by SilentDarkness June 10, 2011

mud flap clap

A woman gyrating her lower body in order to induce a clapping sound from her labia majors. Some women increase their ability to generate the mud flap clap by piercing or otherwise attaching weights to the area.

Just listen to Jen’s meat curtains and their mud flap clap.

by Jefe447 December 31, 2017

Piss flap

Someone who thinks they’re top shit because they’re upper class or privileged. These people take that for granted and are usually the most moronic people you will ever meet. Everything they say is like piss coming out their flap Of a mouth, hence piss flap.

“That rich old piss flap Mary is bragging about her dumbass new Ferrari”.

by Bigracksbitch June 18, 2020

flap your wings

Flapping your wings, refers to the dance to the song "Eagle On" by Nelly. It is the action of flapping your arms like a bird while getting low with your legs spread wide open, to replicate the "spread eagle" position.

Flap your wings girl!

by njssdnsd May 25, 2008

Flamper

A floor used in place of a hamper.

"Hey, get your clothes off the flamper!"

by AmandaShelby October 18, 2008