Squiggly Fish

verb. The act of inserting a finger into a clothed buttcrack and either wiggling it around or sliding it upward while wiggling it.

noun. A name for the act itself.

verb: "Today we tried to squiggly fish Willem."

noun: "Erica gave Sarah an outstanding squiggly fish."

by The Squiggly Fisherman September 14, 2009

small fish

an ordinary, unimportant person

I have my own opinions concerning the way the country is run. But who would listen to a small fish?

by Boris Marchenko June 5, 2016

fish monger

A shakespearean term for a pimp, one who mongs fish. Appears in the play Hamlet.

You are a fish monger
Hamlet, Act 2 Scene II

by Shivs August 3, 2004

reel big fish

The most skatanic band alive. Rivaling Catch 22 and unbelievably happy. THE BEST SKA BAND IN THE WORLD

"Reel Big Fish is hella happy"

by Antwanie August 11, 2003

star fish

what a butthole looks like.

sally bent over and showed me her star fish.

by timtoolie August 31, 2004

fuck em and feed em fish heads

This phrase is most effective when refering to some asshole (usually a boss, teacher, or other dipshit) who wants to limit your fun. Could be used in the place of Fuck him/her, screw you, fuck off, etc...

My boss said that I couldn't make monkey love to my secretary on his desk, fuck em and feed em fish heads.

by jpeezy12 June 22, 2006

Tootie Fish

A slang word used in the South for the vagina of prepubescent girls.

Uncle Lloyd yelled into the bathroom where his young neice was taking a bath "Jessica, don't forget to wash your Tootie Fish!"

by Aeryck October 23, 2004