orphan feed

Akin to monkey chow, a mixture of both uneaten and expired "food" that one must provide to an orphan in order for him to be conscious enough for the long journeys to locate other orphans (see orphan lead)

"i cant stand another day without my orphan feed"

"shit, i left the orphan feed in my car"

by campbellyyy July 14, 2009

360 Feedback

When someone answers your question by repeating everything you just said in statement form.

Bob: What is the status of the XYZ project?

Ernie: Yes, the XYZ status.

Bob: Don't try using the 360 feedback technique on me; I got the memo.

by divergrace April 17, 2010

Goose Feeding

An alternate definition for funneling a beer. Tamed geese are fed by tubes being placed down their throats to pump corn and other sources of food into their stomachs. However, from now on, when you want to funnel a beer, you refer to it as Goose Feeding.

Are we goose feeding tonight? I'm down to get some beers in me.

Who wants to feed the goose!?

by Mike Scenery November 24, 2011

Aborted Feed Us

When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.

Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.

by MindGrapes September 2, 2016

News Feeding

Giving people information that they do not care about. You being a news show.

Suremeo: Hey Zero, I just robbed a bank

Zero: I don't care.. Stop News Feeding

by xZeroOfficial August 18, 2018

Social Feeder

A social feeder is a woman who enjoys sharing photos of her breasts under the guise of breastfeeding, especially if the pepperoni is playing peekaboo.

Jamie is a damn social feeder, just look at that huge pepperoni.

by Lourdes ginger October 19, 2018

Double feeding

The act in which you and a friend are each sucking on either titty of the same woman

Hey man do you wanna go double feeding with Taylor tonight?

Yeah man sounds like a plan

by BrokenShower December 11, 2018