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Farmer’s Wife

A woman married to a farmer.

Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.

Someone with an IQ of less than 60.
A Farmer’s Wife should stay barefoot and pregnant.
by Isn’t life fun August 13, 2020
mugGet the Farmer’s Wifemug.

Penis farmer

A female whom has lost her teeth and this must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.
by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017
mugGet the Penis farmermug.

coty farmer

the sexiest beast in the world every girl wants him
girl=thats right nola you want a coty farmer don't you?
Nola=Hell yea
by cgf1995 December 15, 2010
mugGet the coty farmermug.

Farmer joe

A pedo who rules over the earth and pedos anyone in his way he is the greatest pedo alive
Farmer joe came to my house and raped me last night
by Naraic876 November 30, 2017
mugGet the Farmer joemug.

Poodle Farmer

Someone that sleeps with thier dog and keeps peanut butter on thier bedside table for midnight lickings.
Ohh yeahh bitch lick that peanut butter up.. soon you'll get to the creamy filling you fucking Poodle Farmer.
by iGotSunshineInaBag March 6, 2011
mugGet the Poodle Farmermug.

Hot Farmer

a hot farmer is a heterosexual sex technique that involves getting a girl really hot and bothered, then plowing her.
"Did you have a good time last night with your date?" "Oh yeah man she got the Hot Farmer."
by systemsengineer June 3, 2009
mugGet the Hot Farmermug.

dump farmer

Dude, Matt totally looks like a dump farmer with that pink scarf on.
by WJCIII December 7, 2007
mugGet the dump farmermug.

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