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Erectioner

Someone who isn’t just a fan of One Direction but gets really happy / excited when they hear their songs.
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Elections

A democratic institution rigged to oblivion just because nationalistic fanatics won't stop ruining every election in every free state. Elections are also vital to picking a leader and in deciding particular policies.
X: Hey! Did you watch the elections last night?
A: No. Why?
X: Candidate U won with 59% of the vote!
A: Isn't U a nationalist fanatic?
X: I see good in him, don't hate on it. He has a massive political career.
A: His party must've rigged the elections because his supporter base ain't that big.
X: Impossible! His base may be small but the turnout was massive!
A: F*ck you, Nationalist!
X: F*ck yourself, Liberalist Dipsh*t
by minatoisananimeweeb May 29, 2022
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In the process of having an erection
Woah my dick is erectionnating right now !
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election fuckery

When it takes more than a day to count ballots. When they shut down the voting machines at 2am in six states . When the votes at 3am appear out of nowhere.
You know there is election fuckery going on when they have taken 4 days to steal the election
by SWFTBC2017 November 11, 2022
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election

1- A formal and organized choice by vote of a person for a political office or other position.
2- Candidacy for the first term of a political office or other position.
Election refers to the first term.
by KWY789 January 17, 2023
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Election

A periodic mass ritual legitimising the delegation of popular sovereignty to an empowered few, performed in the name of “democracy” but in reality employed often to consummate its usurpation.
Just as how most students only study for exams rather than for intellectual and spiritual enrichment, most politicians (in a “democracy”) only work for elections rather than serving and leading the people with compassion and vision.
by Humposer February 9, 2023
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Erection

What little kids playing in the playpark give me
Kid1: sir what's that
Man: it's my erection
Kid1: what's that?
Man: want to find out? ;)
Kid2: STRANGER DANGER
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