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Call of Duty: Mobile 

A popular mobile Shooter game that kids go crazy over because they don't have Ghost. All jokes aside, don't get tempted to buy anything, that game has "Lucky Draws", which include Legendary weapons. Only Buy the Battle Pass, which has way more value then anything else
Hey bro, your trash at Call of Duty: Mobile. I have Ghost, i'm legendary, and...

Facebook duty 

Facebook duty is

1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of " skipped out on work to go take my gf to McDonalds".

2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.

3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier Epeen on facebook.
Friend 1:Did you hear andy got busted pulling facebook duty..

Friend 2: Yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.

friend 1: Of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.
Facebook duty by jakiro79 March 29, 2011

Divorce Duty Payback 

A Divorce Duty Payback is when you still do things for your ex in order to keep you kids happy and healthy in return for a a sexual favor.
I took the kids to school and back And cooked three meals a day while my wife whored around in Vegas in return for a divorce duty payback, a blowjob, when she got back. God, I hate that bitch.
Divorce Duty Payback by Took Rat September 24, 2016

Call of duty 

A game everyone loves to hate for no reason and every time someone opens their mouth every time it's " it's the same every year." And for some reason a lot of people buy the game even those who say it's the same every year are the ones who pay full price.
Guy 1 "Hey are you gonna get the new call of duty next month?"
Guy 2 "Why would I? It's the same every year."

One month later in games top
Guy 1 " Hey man what's up, what game are you getting?"
Guy 2 " Call of duty. "

Call of Duty 

The video game equivalent of a seagull that everyone throws food at despite it doing fuck all to deserve it,but we can't help feeding it.
Boy 1:What are you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: Playing Call of Duty
Boy 1: Bitch please, Battlefield could rek your arse any day.
Boy 2: Motherfucker, you're gonna need you're destructible environments to comprehend our might
Boy 3: Team Fortress 2 for the win.
Boy 1 & 2: You cheeky Cunt
Call of Duty by Syko Steve October 2, 2016

Call of Duty 

Any overmilked franchise or product that comes out at least once a year. Used similarly to Cadillac.
The iPhone is the Call of Duty of smartphones.
Call of Duty by UrbanComedy04 September 8, 2018