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donkey mobile

This is the combination of a donkey punch and a snowmobile. While the guy is ravaging the chick from behind (the chick is on all fours), he gives her a donkey punch. Right when she recieves the punch, the man uses his other arm to sweep the chick's arms out from underneath her in one smooth move. Then, much to her dismay, she falls.
While Joel was ravaging his new woman from behind, he pulled out his best move ever: the donkey mobile. This ensured that she was very confused, and it made him a proud man.
by The Pirate August 31, 2004
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Sea-donkey

Wow, she is a sea-donkey
by john smith December 4, 2003
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Dominic the Donkey

1. Christmas holiday song about a small donkey named Dominic sung with a heavy Italian accent. Sounds alot like Dominique the donkey.
2. Means fat, ugly and stupid.
The family court judge didn't think it was funny when my son told him we sang "Dominic the donkey" around Christmas. Okay, so my ex husband had married a girl named Dominique! I don't know what everyone was so sensitive about anyways!
by Sandi68 June 22, 2006
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swamp donkey

Large brown animal that roams the northern woods, wetlands. Bulls have antlers and beards. A.K.A. moose.
Guy 1: Ya i shot my swamp donkey right at the swamp by Earls house.

Guy 2: Really i saw this big black thing out there bout 15 minutes ago had a thick rear end on it

Guy 1: Musta been Earls old lady
by T Morton February 27, 2008
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Donkey Kong

A popular and classic video game produced in 1981. Often considered one of the greatest video games ever made due to its simple gameplay, revolutionary sounds and graphics and universal appeal. The original name of the game was called "Monkey Kong", but due to a faxing error from the U.S. to Japan before the game was to be completed, Donkey Kong was born.

Donkey Kong also starred a then unknown hero named Mario, who, four years later in 1985 would receive his very own adventure game for the Nintendo Entertainment System, thus launching an entire new revolution in video games.

It also passed down a generation when in 1994, Donkey Kong Country was released to the Super Nintendo, thus claiming its own legendary legacy in the gaming world.

Rightfully amazing. Never duplicated. Donkey Kong.

Mortal Kombat sucks compared to Donkey Kong.
Kid: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.

Billy Madison: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.

Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.

Billy Madison: You know something? YOU SUCK!
by getinthevan December 18, 2007
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donkey dick

Army slang for a removable, bendable metal spout used to pour gas from USGI jerry cans
"Hey Sergeant, toss me that donkey dick, willya? I gotta tap this can so I can fill up the Humvee."
by Bullzeye December 26, 2003
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swomp donkey

A term used to descibe the most hideously ugly girl you have ever seen. This girl would have to have fallen out of the ugly and not only hit every branch on the way down but then land in the biggest pile of shit this side of ever.
Dai "'right butt?? Saw you at Zanzibar last night!!!
Rhod "I saw you."
Dai "You were getting hold of some fat bird."
Rhod "Tell me about it!!! she was a right fucking swomp donkey. I'm never gonna show my face in Newport again."
by Dazzler April 22, 2006
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