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fun-deremployed

Not quite funemployed. Underemployed or not having enough hours but not caring and having a good time.
I'm fun-deremployed - I'm down to ten hours a week but don't care.
by frick1 February 24, 2010
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Derek

Derek's can not be trusted. They are notorious for lying, cheating and hurting anyone who is foolish enough to care.
by Regrettably July 6, 2011
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Derek

An obese man who;

1. secretly wants to learn how to pole dance.
2. says LAWL all the time.
3. crys in corners and eats sunblock and mosquito repellent when feels sad.
4. is retarded, derderder.
It that derek? He's so derderder!

Oh look derek is in the corner eating sunblock again.
by derderderderderderderderder December 6, 2010
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derekizzle

shy fine boy that cant get girls. he actually can, but hes crazy shy, like we said. hes way hot, id sure give him some.
damn look at him. too bad hes a derekizzle.
by Biz Washko March 25, 2008
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derection

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!
Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low
by LankymanDan November 9, 2009
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derelict cummings

An adjective, "derelict cummings" can refer to anything, and is used as a mechanism to confuse others who are unaware of its definition. Also can be a character on a video game with completely backwards and unuseable controls, like the "legacy southpaw" controller setup on Halo.
"The rabid squirrel Derilict Cummingsed into my wreckage"
"Hey do you guys wanna go Derilict Cummings in the Derilict Cummings if you know what I'm Derilict Cummings?"
by Jeremy Fisher May 13, 2005
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Derek Chauvin trial

By saying Derek Chauvin is not responsible, the justice system is really saying that one guy's image matters more than thousands of lives. If their lives don't matter, neither does his image.
Derek Chauvin is the reason George Floyd is dead, a spade is a spade. The Derek Chauvin trial doesn't change reality.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
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