3 way discharge

When you get so drunk that you puke up, piss yourself and shit in your pants.

"I was so hammered last night I did a three way discharge"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch

something you tell a friend or brother that is being wieghed down by a nagging,gold digging,selfish,and slob bitch

hey jake ditch the bitch and make the switch(to no bitch status).lets go drink some beer

by isvan November 8, 2008

Discharge girl

Train station uniform and fluffy scarf sporting. Also inflicted with a horrific skin disease due to excess consumption of microwave pizzas. At close proximity, one can tell this specimen emanates a peculiar and unsavoury smell that fills entire room of occupation. 'Discharge Girl' similarly breaks down food in the style of a cement mixer. The most prominent feature of a Discharge Girls may perhaps be the 'venus flytrap'-esque way of consuming weak and desperate men. One may notice the attempt (and fail) of a 'Discharge Girl' to 'pull' a stronger member of the male species, in the consistent talking AT that can be seen. If approached by a member of the opposite sex, a 'Discharge girl' will always say 'yes' to anything suggested. Also see 'easy'

'She bought three twirls and a microwave pizza...what a discharge girl,'

'Open your eyes, she slept with DK. what a discharge girl.'

'sleeping with a discharge girl is like breathing...it's that easy'

'I slept with SUCH a discharge girl the other night'

(song)'Because I'm easy...I'm easy like discharge girls are'(/song)

by nolikedischarge January 13, 2008

ditches

A group combined of bitches and douches.

One might use this phrase while refering to their highschool classmates, or their co-workers; occasionally used while under a slight intoxication.

"God, our school is full of ditches."

by remchic27 February 8, 2010

ding dong ditch

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.

At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.

by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015

ditcher

ones who feel the irrisistable urge to take in an individual from the slums, pump them full of amphetamine and evil juices then leave them for dead in a desperate emotional state from which they shall never emerge.

by experiancedditcher July 3, 2003

Ditch Bitch

A annoying and toxic individual who goes out of there way to make other people’s life hell

Jack was such a Ditch Bitch last night

by Trepticon May 14, 2020