Diarrhea Handjob

Diarrhea Handjob; or a DJ - When someone else, or even oneself jerks off using feces in diarrhea form

I like to jerk off my boyfriend when he or I have a sour stomach using Diarrheaas lubricant. My boyfriend calls me a dirty german shitgirl when he comes from my Diarrhea handjob

by PRG Jen February 18, 2010

Diarrhea of the Mouth

1. A term used to describe a person who cannot or will not stop talking, no matter how boring or pointless their topic of conversation is
2. A person who describes to you the antics of their cat, Snowball, until your eyes glaze over

My boss has diarrhea of the mouth; our last conversation involved donkeys, bananas and his obsession with trains.

by Lois the Lane November 3, 2009

Brick Diarrhea

While shitting bricks is done in 10 seconds,
brick diarrhea lasts for at leat 30 minutes.

I just found a Mindfuck-Picdump.
For an hour I suffered from severe Brick Diarrhea!

by Duffdrinker February 16, 2009

diarise

To create an entry in one's diary

Please diarise our meeting

by Tony Kuiters June 22, 2005

Diaren Whan

See dRn-1

by Diaren Whan October 6, 2003

Diarreal

The liquid form of a Shart. The hot and runny feeling one gets in the stomach.usually occurs in public situations leaving one running down the hall for the bathroom. Sometimes requiring underpants change.

Melanie was feeling a little diarreal after leaving the restaurant, must have been the clamsnout sandwich.

The Shart fairy came and visit and now Mel is diarreal she must leave the office meeting in haste cropdusting her coworkers on the way out. .

by kitten55 March 12, 2010

diarrhe-mail

A repeated deluge of correspondence (usually unimportant) sent via e-mail by someone who cannot control the urge to burden associates with information they improperly deem important.

Baron: "Damn! Eddie Munster is wearing me out with his diarrhe-mail. That's the fifth piece of crap he's sent in the last half-hour."

by ernest.smith February 28, 2011