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Reverse dinosaur

Is a man that has long arms but not enough cock to grab talk about short Cummins
by Darksidecountry August 13, 2023
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SUSSY Baka Dinosaur

It means that someone is being ultra SUS
That guy is really being a SUSSY Baka Dinosaur
by sharavisniceandtall August 4, 2022
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Grandma's Pink Dinosaur

A euphemism for your granddaddy's dick
"Grandma's Pink Dinosaur" has definitely gotta be euphemism for something...
Yeah its gotta be your your grandpa's dick
by GrandmasPinkDinosaur November 10, 2019
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Dinosaur

A usually ginormous half lizard half bird animal that lived during the triassic, jurassic, and cretaceous period.
Cool facts
1. Birds are dinosaurs but dimetrodons are not
2. That means you have a dinosaur in your backyard
3. Most meat eaters were covered in feathers
4. T rex actually lived in cretaceous period jurassic park got it correct
5. But velociraptors had long snouts and did not hunt in packs they looked like eagles and jurassic park got that incorrect
6. The biggest dinosaur is the titanosaurus not argentinasaurus
7. The biggest one was the size of 2 living rooms but smallest one is as small as a chicken
8. The smartest one is actually very very very very very very smart like a bear and the dumbest one was like a maniac
9. smartest one is troodon dumbest one is stegasaurus
10. velociraptor is the fastest for it's size
Me: I C a dino on the tree
Weirdo: RU insane your an id**t
Me: Birds are dinosaurs your dumb
by laser_fox March 11, 2021
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dinosauritis

the painful dinosaur-like sores, bumps, and pimples in and around the mouth caused by kissing a dinosaur.

OR

A "disease" one catches from their boyfriend/girlfriend after kissing. This is actually caused by eating salty or fatty foods that make the tongue raw and skin oily, causing bumps inside and around the mouth.

Note: Cures for this disease are still unknown to this day.
Kathy got dinosauritis after her and Joseph's seventeenth kiss. Since he was her "dinosaur," Valerie diagnosed her with dinosauritis.
by havishanta February 10, 2010
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floppy dinosaur

when yo dick is 70% skin and flops down low.
Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.
by Scoot the Boot April 19, 2016
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tap my dinosaur

Kinky sex with your hottie
Tonight I’m gonna go tap my dinosaur with Adam
by Jane The Virgin June 7, 2018
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