Dead Serious

To be completely serious; not joking.

Suzie: You don't have an ass.
Sally: Stop lying.
Suzie: I'm dead serious.

by BellaW January 4, 2009

DEAD NUTS

dead even, right on the money, exactly right, correct,level, plum, even. this list can go on.

Johnny was dead nuts with the other racer.

Johnny as dead nuts with his answer to that question.

by jimmyjoemickeychuck June 21, 2009

Dead Beat Dad

Fathered children for the money. Picks a hard working female who has a super woman attitude who is working out who she is. Attaches himself to her because she looks like a free ride. Can't hold down a job. Doesn't help with the night feeds or nappy changes. Tries to take custody of the offspring once super women breaks under the pressure. Only wants custody for the. Welfare benefits and baby bonus. The dead beat dad spends 7 days a week at the pub. The dead beat dad likely lives with his mother.

No dead beat dad didn't take the kids this weekend. Yes dead beat dad is still going for custody. No dead beat dad still isn't working.

by District 13 June 16, 2015

Dead Fish Handshake

The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.

John: "Did you meet Anthony yet?"
David: "Yeah, notice that pussy ass dead fish handshake of his?"

by Barack Oprama January 10, 2008

Dead Baby Jokes

any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.

Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!

Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

by The Dingo February 5, 2005

dead kennedys

best fucking band ever!!!!! jello biafra is awesome

Nazi Punks Fuck Off

by katie August 23, 2003

dead happs

when the plans are looking dead

"aye we still going to the movies"
"nah, its dead happs"

by dw bout itt August 4, 2020